Dec. 6, 2012 01:15
We don’t know if California Grower’s Collective of Santa Cruz has ever heard of San Diego rock band Crocodiles, but the collective is name-checking the band with “Neon Jesus,” an equally rocking 80-percent sativa. Neon Jesus reveals himself as long, thin, green colas flocked in trichome-white. Pop the top and you’ll smell the aroma of a tropical fruit bowl. We smell Pineapple Thai, Mango, Blueberry and other notes in this well-cured deity. Under magnification Neon Jesus’ trichomes are plentiful, full and clear. Neon Jesus is The Church crossed with Sour Diesel and God’s Gift, and it’s a religious experience to say the least. Grinding releases more light fruit notes, and Neon Jesus is immediately stoney, causing a decrease in ocular pressure and an immediate head change. Patients report using sativa-dominant hybrids like Neon Jesus to treat depression, anxiety and ADD.