Dec. 6, 2012 01:15

Neon Jesus

We don’t know if California Grower’s Collective of Santa Cruz has ever heard of San Diego rock band Crocodiles, but the collective is name-checking the band with “Neon Jesus,” an equally rocking 80-percent sativa. Neon Jesus reveals himself as long, thin, green colas flocked in trichome-white. Pop the top and you’ll smell the aroma of a tropical fruit bowl. We smell Pineapple Thai, Mango, Blueberry and other notes in this well-cured deity. Under magnification Neon Jesus’ trichomes are plentiful, full and clear. Neon Jesus is The Church crossed with Sour Diesel and God’s Gift, and it’s a religious experience to say the least. Grinding releases more light fruit notes, and Neon Jesus is immediately stoney, causing a decrease in ocular pressure and an immediate head change. Patients report using sativa-dominant hybrids like Neon Jesus to treat depression, anxiety and ADD.

Also in Strain Reviews

Also from Culture

Log in to use your Facebook account with
CULTURE Magazine
Login With Facebook Account
Recent Activity on CULTURE Magazine