Aug. 2, 2012 06:18
In the movies, there are generally two trains of thought when it comes to aliens: they are here to learn from our human experience while simultaneously enhancing our quality of life or they want to KILL US ALL. Don’t Tase our civilization, Brozarp! We’d much prefer an invasion of Alien Dog, a 60-40 sativa-dominant hybrid from The Cali Connection seeds that we found at Mile High Dispensary in Englewood and Denver. Characterized by the frosty, light-green sugar leaf, these typically smaller buds are more moon rocks than little green men due to their kryptonite-like density. Vacuum sealing is also appropriate, as the OG in the Alien Technology is present and accounted for here, kicking up rubber and freeze-dried coffee notes that will have you convinced someone is doing donuts in a lunar rover after one-too-many espressos. The high is exactly what you’d look for in a hybrid, with a certain weightlessness that doesn’t leave you glued to your seat, feeling the g-force during re-entry. We’ve always found Chemdawg to be a great pain reliever, whether it’s for a migraine or fibromyalgia, and that holds true in this space mutation. Truly, Alien Dog, you are a space man’s best friend.