May 3, 2012 05:49
Willy Wonka, eat your heart out. Now, CULTURE’s reviewers over the years have sampled many-many medicated chocolate bars over the years . . . but this is our new favorite. Seriously. The sample we tried comes from Organic Trends in Riverside, and God bless them for having the good sense of keeping this sweet delight in stock. Finally—a medicated chocolate bar that tastes like, well, a chocolate bar! Made to be split into four pieces (each piece spelling out a letter from the word “Kush”), the texture and taste of this cocoa preparation is simply amazing. Smooth as a newborn’s bottom, silky as a silk pillow, Kush Bars are so well prepared and beautifully foil-packaged, you’d be tempted to eat them based on their polished looks alone. But they’re medicated, dear patient, so keep these in the fridge for when the symptoms of arthritis, migraines, insomnia, nausea and chronic pain come to bear. Kush Bars’ body effects will be a sweet friend indeed. Try one to two squares at a time—and forget Willy Wonka. These are your real golden ticket . . . to relief.