Stress is the mother of maladies, banish her with sure-fire stress reliever Girl Scout Cookies. Created by The Hemp Center in San Francisco, made famous by rapper Berner, Cookies has won over California with its hybrid mix of OG Kush, Durban Poison and Cherry Kush, back-crossed with OG Kush. In San Jose, Yerba Buena Collective’s cuts of “the cooks” are flawless: huge, dense, kaleidoscopically colored nugs with a fragrance of a minty, baked good. It’s the club’s top-shelf, marquee strain, reportedly testing very high in THC (~25 percent), with a large amount of CBD (6-7 percent) as well. Euphoric and uplifting at first, patients report using this hybrid for stress, anxiety, pain relief and depression. The effects are very long-lasting, so large doses can cause couch-lock. Fully baked, indeed.