Prepare for sweet, creamy narcolepsy. San Jose Patients Group offers up Ganja Goodies Bakery’s massive, sugary yet sedative Red Velvet Whoopi Pie. The size of a large ice cream sandwich, this treat comes sealed in silver foil packaging, with instructions to keep refrigerated. Inside the foil looms what looks like a moon pie, but that’s no moon. The puffed-up red velvet cookie buns are moist in hand, and the filling smells like sweet cream cheese. Cut off just a corner and reseal the package to keep the treat fresh. The red velvet chocolate cookie has a minor hint of herb, while the filling is creamy, sweet and tasty. This “20X” desert contains three grams dry weight of high-grade medical cannabis flowers and is “six doses.” Patients don’t need much. Seriously sedative, it’ll knock out insomnia, back pain and a host of related issues. Goodnight, moon.