One might wonder what would have happened if Charlie Sheen had indulged in marijuana instead of becoming addicted to blow. Instead of “Winning!” we’d probably hear “Chilling!” for one. When it comes to Pink House’s Charlie Sheen strain in Central City, Denver and Colorado Springs, it’s a case of an incredibly clever name that actually fits the bill. A cross of Green Crack and Trainwreck? Nailed it! Calyxes jut out in every direction—much like Charlie’s chin—and are dusted with foggy, white trichomes that are a mark of a great sativa. The nose isn’t too aggressive, with a pine and citrus bouquet that masks some soil notes, and the thick smoke reminded us a lot of Hash Plant. Being 90 percent sativa, we started with a bowl for breakfast that had everyone in stitches within the hour. This strain is the ultimate in social smoke, with a soaring euphoria that would have been perfect for a comedy show or karaoke. Instead, we were left giggling about McGriddles and drinking glass after glass of orange juice. Give Pink House all the credit; it clearly has a “goddess” in Charlie Sheen.