Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong

Director: Charlie Band

Full Moon Features

Hell hath no fury like a . . . bong scorned? Well if that bong just happens to be some evil bong from space (not to be confused with the evil, possessed/cursed bong from Evil Bong and Evil Bong 2: King Bong, the previous flicks), well then, you can believe its gonna be something hell-bent on destroying all lungs that cross its path. Or so Charlie Band would like us to believe in this, the third installment of his cult-following-fueled Evil Bong series. Well, forget production values (that Venice Beach intro—ouch. And the soundtrack—where are the great weed classics?) and originality (the aforementioned alien bong arrives Blob-style, via meteor), and just focus on the sequence when the smoke shop dude smokes from the pernicious paraphernalia and is transported to Evil Bong’s slimy home planet, where equally slimy, naked, DayGlo-painted alien chicks make out with him. You were warned. Medicate sufficiently before viewing this. It’s called Evil Bong, for chrissakes. (Michael Carlos)